Top Ten Reasons why Hurricane Seasons are like Christmans...

[The Chairman]

10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows)
9. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season (camping gear, flashlights)
8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores
7. Regular TV shows pre-empted for "specials"
6. Family coming to stay with you
5. Family and friends from out-of-state calling
4. Buying food you don't normally buy ... and in large quantities
3. Days off from work
2. Candles

And the number one reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas ...

At some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house!

 

[MSP Rescue Diver]

LOL! Loved it.

Copied and forwarded.

Marc

 

[MikeJacobs]

Very good. We weathered Ivan in Atlanta this weekend and in The Vent column somebody said Hell is watching the Weather Channel for three days with in-laws escaping another hurricane. Mine can relate!

 

[Scubamedicjoe]

well that is GOOD, have to admit , only thing you left out is all the traveling its made me do LOL.

 

[CBulla]

I love it!!!

 

[showboat]

Almost had me falling off my chair, this is alll soooo true