"Been down Lately"
"Why am I the only one in the world that knows how to drive"
"A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkey's monkey"
"In racing...if it goes out of bounds, it probably ain't coming back"
"My wife said if I ever went diving again she'd leave me....sure am going to miss her"
"Got some SCUBA gear for my wife...sure was a good trade"
"Beer...helping ugly people have sex since 1800"
"Why am I the only one in the world that knows how to drive"
"A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkey's monkey"
"In racing...if it goes out of bounds, it probably ain't coming back"
"My wife said if I ever went diving again she'd leave me....sure am going to miss her"
"Got some SCUBA gear for my wife...sure was a good trade"
"Beer...helping ugly people have sex since 1800"