Top dozen Bumber Snickers...

[The Chairman]

1. Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're a jerk!
2. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"
3. The proctologist called, they found your head.
4. Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film
5. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
6. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
7. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
8. Hang up the cell phone and drive.
9. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
10. Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.
11. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
12. Guys, just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

 

[DivingGal]

Thanks for the chuckle, I needed one.... this working stuff is hard to get back to.

 

[art.chick]

"NOT a scuba diver; go steal someone else's gear."

 

[ckharlan66]

Your just jeolous because the voices only talk to me.

Chad

 

[srkdvr]

Keep honking while I reload.

Driver only carries $20.00 worth of ammo.

A bad day Diving is still better than a good at work.

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[Stone]

Shortly after the:

"My other car is a Porche" came out (always on a crappy car),

this sticker appeared:

"My other car is a piece of s***, too"

 

[MissAmberDiva]

I hate the honor student ones and I hate the ones where the little boy or little girl is peeing on a ford, dodge, chevy,etc....

But I think the "Impeach Clinton and her husband too" was funny when Bill was in office.

The 1-800-EATSH*T is dumb

I can't think of any others right now....
Amber

 

[kwesler]

I am using it for mine...

"Non profit Arts-low compensation and all the pride you can swallow"

 

[TCDiver1]

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence?"

"Forget lobster, i've got crabs"

"Don't piss me off, i'm running out of places to hide the bodies"

"Blondes have more fun but do they know it"

"Officer: just say no .... to donuts"

And one i've never understood why someone would put on THEIR car: " b*tch on board!"

Ooookay, thanks for letting me know

 

[WreckWriter]

"What would Elvis do?