1) Why does your doctor leave the room when you get undressed?
2) If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
3) Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
4) Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your bum?
5) Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?
6) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
7) Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
8) Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
9) Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
10) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?
2) If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
3) Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
4) Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your bum?
5) Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?
6) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
7) Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
8) Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
9) Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
10) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?
