Mr. Brown: is it true you found Mr. Wilson unconscious, on the bottom, at 100' depth.
Mr. Chump: yes, it's true.
Mr. Brown: is it true that you ascertained Mr. Wilson was in need of rescue?
Mr. Chump: yes, it's true.
Mr. Brown: is it true that you are a trained and certified PADI Rescue Diver?
Mr. Chump: yes, it's true.
Mr. Brown: is it true that as part of your Rescue Diver training, you were instructed in the techniques involved in bringing an unconscious diver to the surface safely?
Mr. Chump: yes, it's true.
Mr. Brown: is it true that you inflated Mr. Wilson's BC too much, and as a result, he ascended to the surface too quickly?
Mr. Chump: yes, it's true...but I was just trying to help.
Mr. Brown: I submit to the court the results of Mr. Wilson's autopsy, indicating that he died of an embolism, not drowning. Experts have already testified that such embolisms are caused by rapid ascents from depth to the surface.
I assert it was Mr. Chump's action of bringing Mr. Wilson to the surface that was the proximate cause of death, the embolism, not the fact of Mr. Wilson's being unconscious on the bottom. Had Mr. Chump NOT initiated his rescue attempt, or had he brought Mr. Wilson to the surface at a safe ascent rate, Mr. Brown would have never suffered from the embolism that was his cause of death.
Please note that while the Good Samaritan law covers emergency medical care, Mr. Chump did not kill poor Mr. Wilson with faulty medical care, which would be covered by the statue, but through poor rescue diving techniques. Bringing someone from depth to the surface is not medical care, and thus is not covered by the statute. While Mr. Chump did perform CPR on Mr. Wilson after getting him to shore, poor Mr. Wilson was already dead - as a result of the non-medical rescue that Mr. Chump provided.
Clearly, Mr. Chump's rescue activity was negligent. Mr. Chump was trained and knew about the safe ascent limit, and as a rescue diver, Mr. Chump was trained in how to properly perform a rescue of a diver at depth. It's clear that despite this training, Mr. Chump acted in a negligent fashion. He claims he was "just trying to help" but as we have shown, his "help" was faulty and negligent, and now HE MUST PAY for his evil deeds!! We're asking for $10M in damages, and we also demand Mr. Chump's right testicle as compensation.