Kayla
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Jeesh, thats gonna give me nightmares for awhile! Freaky!
Kayla
Kayla
This Is Just Wrong
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Patience
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If he has some sort of disorder, I pity him. But the man is sick and needs some sort of intervention. If he wants to mangle his face, well, that's his business. Sad, but . . . that's his right. Dangling that child off the balcony is unforgivable. And the authorities aren't going to investigate!
This child is going to have issues. Daddy won't say who my mother is, dangles me off the balcony with my head shrouded, and gave me the same name as my brother! (Why didn't he just name him George Forman?)
When our daughter was born the hospital gave us the speech they give everyone -- "don't shake the baby". I thought that was odd. Who in the world would do such a thing? Apparently it happens 'though, and they warn people not to do it. Perhaps MJ needed the "Don't dangle your child over a 60 ft drop". Again, not something I would have thought needed to be explained to anyone!:bonk:
This child is going to have issues. Daddy won't say who my mother is, dangles me off the balcony with my head shrouded, and gave me the same name as my brother! (Why didn't he just name him George Forman?)
When our daughter was born the hospital gave us the speech they give everyone -- "don't shake the baby". I thought that was odd. Who in the world would do such a thing? Apparently it happens 'though, and they warn people not to do it. Perhaps MJ needed the "Don't dangle your child over a 60 ft drop". Again, not something I would have thought needed to be explained to anyone!:bonk:
Scuba Jim
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Here's an amusing "letter" I copied from The Sun, a trashy Britidsh tabloid paper:
MY name is Prince Michael II, not to be confused with my dad Michael, my elder brother Prince Michael Jr or my sister Paris Michael.
Dad calls me No3 or The Third I guess its easier.
Either that or hes taking the Michael.
Im pretty sure hes my dad anyway. He seems to be the same pale colour as me and we have similar bits of cloth covering our faces.
One of my nannies said I had my fathers nose, but it wasnt my fault it fell into my cot when he changed my nappy.
Dad hasnt said who my mum is but he insists my birth was natural.
It must have been the last thing about my life that was.
My brother and sisters mum said she would not be my mum for $100m, which must be the going rate.
Ive got lots of nannies and carers but theyre not allowed to kiss or cuddle me. And though dad is allowed to play with other kids, were not. He says theyre a health hazard.
Dads best friend used to be a chimp called Bubbles, but he died. Now his friends are a man who bends spoons and a 70-year-old woman with a history of going on benders.
I think she and dad may be related because he looks more and more like her every year.
The other day my dad dangled me over a hotel balcony, 50ft above the ground, and Im worried he might be preparing me for flying lessons.
I heard one of the staff at the hotel say dad was away with the fairies and I think maybe he wants me to be one.
He already thinks he is Peter Pan, when hes not suffering from delusions of royalty.
Dad says my flying lesson was a mistake but I dont think he was just giving me a breath of fresh Berlin air. He isnt a big fan of city air.
He normally wears a surgical mask and sleeps in an oxygen tent.
At home the air is checked every few hours for germs.
Our toys are thrown away as soon as weve finished playing with them.
I think our doctor does the same with Dads chins.
Were lucky though. Our California home is a Peter Pan theme park just perfect for lost boys but Im worried I may not be normal.
Is it me or is it the rest of the world thats odd?
Prince Michael II
Neverland Ranch
MY name is Prince Michael II, not to be confused with my dad Michael, my elder brother Prince Michael Jr or my sister Paris Michael.
Dad calls me No3 or The Third I guess its easier.
Either that or hes taking the Michael.
Im pretty sure hes my dad anyway. He seems to be the same pale colour as me and we have similar bits of cloth covering our faces.
One of my nannies said I had my fathers nose, but it wasnt my fault it fell into my cot when he changed my nappy.
Dad hasnt said who my mum is but he insists my birth was natural.
It must have been the last thing about my life that was.
My brother and sisters mum said she would not be my mum for $100m, which must be the going rate.
Ive got lots of nannies and carers but theyre not allowed to kiss or cuddle me. And though dad is allowed to play with other kids, were not. He says theyre a health hazard.
Dads best friend used to be a chimp called Bubbles, but he died. Now his friends are a man who bends spoons and a 70-year-old woman with a history of going on benders.
I think she and dad may be related because he looks more and more like her every year.
The other day my dad dangled me over a hotel balcony, 50ft above the ground, and Im worried he might be preparing me for flying lessons.
I heard one of the staff at the hotel say dad was away with the fairies and I think maybe he wants me to be one.
He already thinks he is Peter Pan, when hes not suffering from delusions of royalty.
Dad says my flying lesson was a mistake but I dont think he was just giving me a breath of fresh Berlin air. He isnt a big fan of city air.
He normally wears a surgical mask and sleeps in an oxygen tent.
At home the air is checked every few hours for germs.
Our toys are thrown away as soon as weve finished playing with them.
I think our doctor does the same with Dads chins.
Were lucky though. Our California home is a Peter Pan theme park just perfect for lost boys but Im worried I may not be normal.
Is it me or is it the rest of the world thats odd?
Prince Michael II
Neverland Ranch
Patience
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All I can think, reading the Sun piece, is "poor wee lamb".
I know he will never want for material things, but doesn't the child deserve better than this?
I know he will never want for material things, but doesn't the child deserve better than this?
Scuba Jim
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I heard on the news this morning that the German authorities may prosecute him....
Welshman
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ScubaJim
that was a good piece in yesterday's Sun. Don't normally see it but the wife picked it up free with her petrol from our local garage.
regards
that was a good piece in yesterday's Sun. Don't normally see it but the wife picked it up free with her petrol from our local garage.
regards
Scuba Jim
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Shhhhhhhh! I don't normally read The Sun (errrr, make that NEVER read The SUN) but someone told me about it. It was amusing, but at the same time it was true!
And now he drags his kids round the zoo with veils on. The sooner these kids can be taken away form him, the better. The man (woman? thing?) is a nutter....
And now he drags his kids round the zoo with veils on. The sooner these kids can be taken away form him, the better. The man (woman? thing?) is a nutter....
drizzt117
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Hey, you notice after the awards presentation that he brought out one of his other children onto the balcony. Although this time, he decided not to threaten their life.
These poor kids need to be removed from his care quickly.
Thomas
These poor kids need to be removed from his care quickly.
Thomas
jbm
Contributor
damn......not Tito!
OP
Former FLL Now MSP Diver
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This picture was taken of an object found in a Berlin hotel room. Authorities are still trying to identify what it is along with it's owner.
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