Things that sound dirty in Diving, but aren't

[The Anchor]

Yesterday, my dive buddy and I were talking and we got to the subject of dive phrases that sound dirty, but aren't. I thought I would post the three we came up with to see if anyone could add some more.

1. When did you last go down?
2. Don't you hate it when you put it in your mouth and it tastes salty?
3. It is hard to catch your breath when you are sucking on a hose.
4. ??

Cant wait to see what you come up with.

 

[jupitermermaid]

4. Will you pull my zipper up? (to a stanger)
5. How often do you go down?
6. Can you make sure I'm turned on?

 

[200 Bar]

7. Can you pull my hose out...??

 

[jphelps9196]

8. Want to get wet with me?

 

[Tanked]

I can't get rid of the fishy smell

 

[SandyRobinson]

For those who may dive dry - Do you have an extra condom?

For those who may transfer air between tanks - Do not forget to bring the whip.

 

[mike_s]

you've got crabs? :shocked2:

 

[Chugwhump]

How's yer' SAC doin' these days....

Chug

 

[Tanked]

Wanna see my 6 foot long hose?

 

[mike_s]

nice sausage.....