Soloist
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I’ve told this story before in another thread, so ignore if you have read it before. This took place on a drift dive aboard a boat with about eight other divers. There was one individual that waited till the very last minute to start gearing up. He began by looking at his regulator in wide eyed wonderment as if it was the first time he had ever seen the thing. Then he started shaking his poodle jacket a bit in an effort to get the bugs out apparently. Realizing time was ticking away he began frantically looking at other assembled kits on the boat for a clue or at least some bread crumbs. It was at this point two of us alerted the DM. The DM immediately stepped in and assembled his gear while explaining each step. Out of genuine concern the DM pulled him aside and stated “you don’t have to do this dive”, but while acting as if everything was perfectly normal and under control he said he was good to go. In the meantime I informed my buddy of the situation and to stay far away from this person. A few minutes later the captain bellowed DIVE, DIVE, DIVE! I glanced over to see the “diver” holding his standard INFLATOR hose at the ready to place in his mouth for an exciting and memorable 20 second panic dive. I screamed above the commotion to put his REGULATOR in his mouth instead. He cluelessly peered down and looked back with an “oh yeah, sure, no problem” look on his face. WTH?
This person was clearly a danger to himself and others. Oblivious, poorly trained and ill prepared. Am I being too harsh? Possibly, but I believe most would agree this level of incompetency is unacceptable. However, based on my experience he is an extreme exception to the norm. Typically there are many levels of experience on a dive boat and the vast majority are self aware, motivated, helpful and courteous.
This person was clearly a danger to himself and others. Oblivious, poorly trained and ill prepared. Am I being too harsh? Possibly, but I believe most would agree this level of incompetency is unacceptable. However, based on my experience he is an extreme exception to the norm. Typically there are many levels of experience on a dive boat and the vast majority are self aware, motivated, helpful and courteous.