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mermaid by trying to grab her by the tail withe the TP and pull. Suddenly........
 
her tail popped off exposing her Minime legs and swimming apparatus. Minime immediately jumped the faux mermaid/midget and they began going at it like rabbits. Fat Bastard and his sister Fat Bastardina, unable to control themselves did likewise.

The sea of cottage cheese flesh in a slow motion dance of ecstasy combined with the reverberation of the two behemoth siblings actually making contact, with Fat Bastard being heard saying "Rub ma boobays ya sehxy thing!" and the guttural thralls of Bastardina which are akin to the cries of a Sasquatch's mating call combined with the singing of a pod of Blue Whales, as she quivered ever so closely to the end, made a shift in the space time continuum, which in turn........
 
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Took Scuba Steve to the bridge of the Starship Enterprise (the original one, not the silly Next Generation one or the bad one with the Quantum Leap guy).

So Scuba Steve, being the industrious guy he is.....
 
went straight to the kitchen and cooked up some Lionfish fritters and some cold Lionfish lager to share with....
 
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But then.......
 
....... A scream shook the universe as ParzDiver went insane from seeing the fat chick picture YET AGAIN!!!!! So ParzDiver pleaded with his fellow DNYers to stop posting those pictures.

ScubaSteve, confused by the universe shatter scream said......
 
hot fudge and whipped cream over here. My ice cream is beginning to melt and I wanna make this Sunday now, not on Sunday! Everyone looked bewildered as they........
 

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