The Singapore Invasion

[Wolverine]

you on crack again?!

I think it is quadruple strength drip coffee....

 

[Wolverine]

Wish I read that before I fell in love with the Philippines and the Point Bar. Now I'm saving money for my Mindoro sling addiction again.

Seriously, we Singaporeans get a very bad reputation while diving in the Philippines for these reasons:

- We hate cold water. 25C at PG!!! GRRRRRRR.
- We hate basic accomodations. How can Alona not have any 5 star hotels with 300 satellite channels and 4-(wo)men jacuzzis?
- Not enough spice in our food. Where's the chilli in Bicol curry?
- Not enough big fish. We want 500kg Napoleon Wrasses on every dive. And maybe steamed with soya sauce for dinner later.
- We hate the 5am arrival times with Cebu Pacific. And no complimentary lap dance with the steward(ess).
- We don't get enough loving. Our (wo)men hate us. Our mothers love us the wrong way. And all the women at Centrum prefer all the hairy white/korean beached whales. We have a "Romancing Singapore" campaign every year and not enough practice... *sigh*

You live a very sad life...:shakehead

 

[Wolverine]

Ohiyo gozimasu
Konichiwa !
conbanwa

depending on what time you read this post

bwehehehehhe

methinks you are right Paolo-san

 

[pakman]

I'm guessing from her eyes that she's part Moken Tribe, those nomadic boat people of the Mergui archipelago...

 

[Wolverine]

I'm guessing from her eyes that she's part Moken Tribe, those nomadic boat people of the Mergui archipelago...

 

[clgsamson]

I'm guessing from her eyes that she's part Moken Tribe, those nomadic boat people of the Mergui archipelago...

she'll kill you when she gets the chance, Pak

 

[paolov]

methinks you are right Paolo-san

domo arigato.

 

[pakman]

domo arigato.

Mister Roboto...


btw: what was this thread about?

 

[jonix]

favorite singaporean dishes

 

[Wolverine]

I think it was the increasing number of Singaporean visiting PG.. and trying to break the shooter record at the Point...