The Singapore Invasion

[paolov]

What will be next? Some of my dive friends from Singapore may actually get ME to head to the Philippines with them. That could be a disaster!

ah yes. stay and just dive in Singapore waters. don't head to the Philippines.

theres lots of kidnapping, riots, political killing, hostage taking , no no good

hey wait , they have nothing to do with Scuba diving eh.....

at any rate it would be a disaster if you come to the Philippines.... you may never want to leave !!!! bwahahahahahhahaha...

just like the song of "welcome to the Hotel CA......, sucha lovely place..... You can never never leave......."

hmmmm DCS?

 

[paolov]

I;m Singaporean and proud to say i have not damaged anything in all my dives

you haven't gone diving as much then.... bwahahahahha

come join one of our Dive-O-ramas, and add to those who Damages the reputation of PPD

 

[paolov]

NOPE not a close

Ohiyo gozimasu
Konichiwa !
conbanwa

depending on what time you read this post

bwehehehehhe

 

[clgsamson]

ah yes. stay and just dive in Singapore waters. don't head to the Philippines.

theres lots of kidnapping, riots, political killing, hostage taking , no no good

hey wait , they have nothing to do with Scuba diving eh.....

at any rate it would be a disaster if you come to the Philippines.... you may never want to leave !!!! bwahahahahahhahaha...

just like the song of "welcome to the Hotel CA......, sucha lovely place..... You can never never leave......."

hmmmm DCS?

you on crack again?!

 

[Traminer]

Wish I read that before I fell in love with the Philippines and the Point Bar. Now I'm saving money for my Mindoro sling addiction again.

Seriously, we Singaporeans get a very bad reputation while diving in the Philippines for these reasons:

- We hate cold water. 25C at PG!!! GRRRRRRR.
- We hate basic accomodations. How can Alona not have any 5 star hotels with 300 satellite channels and 4-(wo)men jacuzzis?
- Not enough spice in our food. Where's the chilli in Bicol curry?
- Not enough big fish. We want 500kg Napoleon Wrasses on every dive. And maybe steamed with soya sauce for dinner later.
- We hate the 5am arrival times with Cebu Pacific. And no complimentary lap dance with the steward(ess).
- We don't get enough loving. Our (wo)men hate us. Our mothers love us the wrong way. And all the women at Centrum prefer all the hairy white/korean beached whales. We have a "Romancing Singapore" campaign every year and not enough practice... *sigh*

 

[pakman]

- We don't get enough loving. Our (wo)men hate us. Our mothers love us the wrong way. And all the women at Centrum prefer all the hairy white/korean beached whales. We have a "Romancing Singapore" campaign every year and not enough practice... *sigh*

Ok Ok, I'll admit having a passing resemblance to a beached whale... but hairy Korean??:huh:

edit: I guess compared to bald Canadians...

 

[shugar]

you on crack again?!

has he ever gone off it?

Jag

 

[Acoust]

you haven't gone diving as much then.... bwahahahahha

come join one of our Dive-O-ramas, and add to those who Damages the reputation of PPD

When is the next one?

 

[clgsamson]

When is the next one?

June 9-12 in Puerto Galera.....

 

[Mike Veitch]

or June 3-10 if you want to learn photography. snicker