The "ever notice" thread

[Bryan]

Ever notice that if the label says, "Tastes Great", it usually doesn't?

 

[Jcsgt]

Ever notice that things that are supposed to taste like chicken usually don't...even the chicken.

 

[freediver]

Ever notice that things that are supposed to taste like chicken usually don't...even the chicken.

Speaking of food, ever notice that Wile E. Coyote could afford to buy all that Acme stuff but he couldn't buy dinner?

 

[Bryan]

Ever notice that time seems to go by faster as one grows older?

 

[Taniwha]

Ever notice that the older a person gets, the farther he could swim as a boy?

 

[Bryan]

Ever notice that the last people who should be wearing conforming swimwear are the ones who do?

 

[parrottheaddiver]

Ever notice that if something smells bad, they want you to taste it to see if it is bad?

 

[Bryan]

Ever notice that coffee doesn't ever taste quite as good as it smells?

 

[kallardnyc]

Ever notice that everywhere you go, there you are?

 

[MoonWrasse]

Ever notice that if something smells bad, they want you to taste it to see if it is bad?

That's an old Cheech and Chong routine about yellow snow.

Ever notice that the "honor" students are the ones who cheat the most?