The "ever notice" thread

[Diver0001]

Ok.... new game

It started with this question:

...how dogs and their owners look alike?

The idea is NOT to answer the question. Just add a new one to the list.... got it?



So Marlin says "ever notice ...how dogs and their owners look alike?"

and I reply "ever notice how dogs and their owners smell the same"

and so on.

Way we go. Have fun.

R..

 

[Mack Diver]

I think I've got it.

Ever notice how food that is bad for you smells good?

 

[Diver0001]

Ever notice that Chinese food doesn't fill you up?

 

[ScubaKimmie]

Ever notice that when in movies if staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear

 

[freediver]

Ever notice that when in movies if staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear

Ever notice that when a guy passes gas at the movies, he is usually wearing his most revealing underwear?

 

[Diver0001]

Ever notice how the people wearing the most provocative clothes are the ones you least want to meet?

R..

 

[Cacia]

no, not really.

oh...

ever notice how the best divers have the rattiest gear?

The nicest kids have the meanest moms?

 

[Cave Diver]

Ever notice how large people always drive the smallest cars and smaller people often drive the biggest ones?

 

[Diver Dennis]

Ever notice the most vocal guy on the dive boat who has a zillion cards and has been diving in all four corners of the earth is the guy you see walking on the reef?

 

[beezwax]

ever notice how fat people in fast food places always get a diet soda with their super-sized meals? (that cracks me up!)