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Taliban TV Guide
8:00 -"Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
TUESDAYS:
8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"
8:30 - "The Stench is Right"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The DarndestThings"
9:30 - "Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"
WEDNESDAYS:
8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
8:30 - "When Northern Alliance Attack"
9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"
9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
10:00 - "Veilwatch"
THURSDAYS:
8:00 - "Matimallahoasillalama Loves Chachi"
8:30 - "CBS Evening News with Dan Rather"
9:00 - "Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils"
9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"
FRIDAYS:
8:00 - "Bob Patterson (Must Have His Hand Cut Off)"
8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
9:00 - "Everybody Loves Anthrax"
9:30 - "Achmeds Creek"
10:00 -"No-witness News"
They forgot "Far Trek - The Next Generator"
And the National Sunday nite favorite -
"All Our Base Are Belong To Them."
What about "Who Wants To Be A Mullah Flyin' In The Air?"
9:00: "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Terrorist Leader?"
"We Are The Weakest Link"
When are they airing that favorite...
Third Rock from my Son!
By today it might be, "The third rock used to be my son".
Monday at 9:00 p.m. during the Season only
MNF - Monday Night Flogging
Hey, what happened, did they cancel "Mustafa in the Middle?"
Don't forget Jihad Jeapordy....I'll take "Famous U.S. Buildings" for 200, Ali...
The late nite movie: Thirty Seconds over Kabul
Martha Stewart's......"It's A Jihad Thing........."
get SMART bombs
All In The Fatwa
Three's A Conspiracy
I Dream of Jihad
My Three Wives
Hurryup And Makepeace
"Married With Fatwa"
The Bin Laden Bunch? Here's a story of 4 burka'd ladies who were living in a cave with a megalomaniac.....
This Old Underground Bunker? Bahb ViLaden tours 'vacation homes' of affluent warlords in the Taliban's scenic mountains.
"Please Don't Eat The Poppies"
"Osama and Jerry"
ABC Misery Theatre
(Afghan Bloodletting Corporation)
"Murdered, She Was"
"Toothless People"
"Solace of the Lambs"
"The Infidel American Devils Advocate"
"Eraserhead"
Baggy Pants And The Nitwits
Take My Wives, Please
"My Mullah the Car Bomber"
8:30 "The Islamabad Hillbillies"
9:00 "Ali McBeel"
9:30 "Jihad Squad"
10:00 "Geraldo"
10:30 "Karnak the Magnificent" (re-run)
"Talibantubbies"
"The Saudi Duty Show"
The Sunday Night Movie looks good.
Death to the Infidels (2001) starring Mohamad Al-Kalif, Ghalib Haad, Alec Baldwin, Isma'il Majdy and
Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf.
I don't see any professional camel wrestling or "Married... with 30 Children and 8 Mummified Wives".
They forgot the Sunday Morning News Shows:
SUNDAY
9:00 "Face the Taliban."
10:00 "This Week with Osama and Kokie."
And the Sunday Afternoon Sports show:
1:00 NASCAMEL
WHO WANTS TO BE-HEAD A MILLIONAIRE? (We do.)
I see. Huh... "Osama X? or is it "Taliban can't jump?"
What happened? Did "Hosni's Heros" get cancelled?
forgot the sunday night movie
"Mullah rouge"
or the saturday favorite "this old cave" with norm Ibrahim
"Silk Route 66"
The Courtship of Eddie Bin Laden's Father"
"Kabul Hills 00001"
"CANNON Fodder"
"Green Hashish Acres"
"Whose Fatwa Is It Anyway?"
The Hashish Farmer's Daughter"
"Little Temporary House on the Afghan Prairie"
"The Kabul Hillbillies"
Osamy-Doo, Where Are You?"
"The Sunni and Sheik Comedy Hour"
"The Merry Traitor Maher Show"
"The PJs" (with Peter Jennings)
"Everybody Loves Ramadan"
"The Drew Carriers Show"
"Anthrax Roadshow"
8:00 -"Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
TUESDAYS:
8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"
8:30 - "The Stench is Right"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The DarndestThings"
9:30 - "Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"
WEDNESDAYS:
8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
8:30 - "When Northern Alliance Attack"
9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"
9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
10:00 - "Veilwatch"
THURSDAYS:
8:00 - "Matimallahoasillalama Loves Chachi"
8:30 - "CBS Evening News with Dan Rather"
9:00 - "Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils"
9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"
FRIDAYS:
8:00 - "Bob Patterson (Must Have His Hand Cut Off)"
8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
9:00 - "Everybody Loves Anthrax"
9:30 - "Achmeds Creek"
10:00 -"No-witness News"
They forgot "Far Trek - The Next Generator"
And the National Sunday nite favorite -
"All Our Base Are Belong To Them."
What about "Who Wants To Be A Mullah Flyin' In The Air?"
9:00: "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Terrorist Leader?"
"We Are The Weakest Link"
When are they airing that favorite...
Third Rock from my Son!
By today it might be, "The third rock used to be my son".
Monday at 9:00 p.m. during the Season only
MNF - Monday Night Flogging
Hey, what happened, did they cancel "Mustafa in the Middle?"
Don't forget Jihad Jeapordy....I'll take "Famous U.S. Buildings" for 200, Ali...
The late nite movie: Thirty Seconds over Kabul
Martha Stewart's......"It's A Jihad Thing........."
get SMART bombs
All In The Fatwa
Three's A Conspiracy
I Dream of Jihad
My Three Wives
Hurryup And Makepeace
"Married With Fatwa"
The Bin Laden Bunch? Here's a story of 4 burka'd ladies who were living in a cave with a megalomaniac.....
This Old Underground Bunker? Bahb ViLaden tours 'vacation homes' of affluent warlords in the Taliban's scenic mountains.
"Please Don't Eat The Poppies"
"Osama and Jerry"
ABC Misery Theatre
(Afghan Bloodletting Corporation)
"Murdered, She Was"
"Toothless People"
"Solace of the Lambs"
"The Infidel American Devils Advocate"
"Eraserhead"
Baggy Pants And The Nitwits
Take My Wives, Please
"My Mullah the Car Bomber"
8:30 "The Islamabad Hillbillies"
9:00 "Ali McBeel"
9:30 "Jihad Squad"
10:00 "Geraldo"
10:30 "Karnak the Magnificent" (re-run)
"Talibantubbies"
"The Saudi Duty Show"
The Sunday Night Movie looks good.
Death to the Infidels (2001) starring Mohamad Al-Kalif, Ghalib Haad, Alec Baldwin, Isma'il Majdy and
Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf.
I don't see any professional camel wrestling or "Married... with 30 Children and 8 Mummified Wives".
They forgot the Sunday Morning News Shows:
SUNDAY
9:00 "Face the Taliban."
10:00 "This Week with Osama and Kokie."
And the Sunday Afternoon Sports show:
1:00 NASCAMEL
WHO WANTS TO BE-HEAD A MILLIONAIRE? (We do.)
I see. Huh... "Osama X? or is it "Taliban can't jump?"
What happened? Did "Hosni's Heros" get cancelled?
forgot the sunday night movie
"Mullah rouge"
or the saturday favorite "this old cave" with norm Ibrahim
"Silk Route 66"
The Courtship of Eddie Bin Laden's Father"
"Kabul Hills 00001"
"CANNON Fodder"
"Green Hashish Acres"
"Whose Fatwa Is It Anyway?"
The Hashish Farmer's Daughter"
"Little Temporary House on the Afghan Prairie"
"The Kabul Hillbillies"
Osamy-Doo, Where Are You?"
"The Sunni and Sheik Comedy Hour"
"The Merry Traitor Maher Show"
"The PJs" (with Peter Jennings)
"Everybody Loves Ramadan"
"The Drew Carriers Show"
"Anthrax Roadshow"