Steven Wright

[Sasquatch]

Nice thread hijack, ya'll!

 

[Jcsgt]

Sorry, it was Lil Sis's fault, honest!
I specifically told her not to do it.

 

[Cave Diver]

Nice thread hijack, ya'll!

We're just providing "comic" "relief"

Not many threads I could have worked both of those words into.

 

[Jcsgt]

We're just providing "comic" "relief"

Not many threads I could have worked both of those words into.

:lol: :lol:

 

[BabyDuck]

my fave stevenism - 'they say it's a small world, but i wouldn't want to paint it...'

he was funny in 'so i married an axe murderer', too.

 

[wstein]

I loved the way he could say anything with that deadpan look.

 

[sandshaker]

What's another word for Thesaurus?

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot,
then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving

 

[Jcsgt]

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot,
then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving

I think that same guy is always sitting in his car at the mall. Everytime I drive into the lot, there's someone sitting there, reverse lights on, who never moves. These people do not realize I carry a gun.

 

[Missdirected]

JCSGT and CAVE you 2 are bad but my sis won't do a thing 'bout it

I think someone may be getting too big for their britches. No, I may not do anything to them but I will have you pay the price for them. This could be very, very, bad.

Remember we are going to the costume shop today to get items for my pirate wench outfit. Note, they do sell splendid outfits I could put you in and takes pics of for everyone to see. So, think before you speak.

 

[dlndavid]

:lol: she said *****es, nope I guess not