Steven Wright

[ThatsSomeBadHatHarry]

if you like deadpan, check out Zach Galifianakis

"have you ever been so drunk that you wet the bed...i dont mean when you're in it; i mean you are just standing over it, urinating."

kinda hard to find. funniest comedy central special i have ever seen.

 

[lil sis]

That is hilarious!

 

[ScubaTexan]

"One time, I....no, wait -- that was someone else..."

 

[theskull]

Thanks for the refresher. I haven't heard anything from Steven in years. And yes, his delivery is every bit as good as his lines.

I recall one I didn't see mentioned: "Is it OK to yell MOVIE in a crowded firehouse?"

theskull

 

[Jcsgt]

That is hilarious!

It's more hilarious if you're a female standing over the bed, wetting it. Especially if you try to write your name.

 

[lil sis]

That is the best!

 

[Jcsgt]

That is the best!

Get yourself a hoola hoop and you can practice. Start with just your initials.

 

[lil sis]

What's the hoola hoop for?

 

[Jcsgt]

It's to get your hips limbered up before you practice writing. You could pull a muscle, otherwise.

 

[lil sis]

O I get it!