Spanish to english translation

[TwoBitTxn]

Would someone please translate this for me.

REMUEVAME DE SU BASE DE DATOS, PUES ME HA INFECTADO CON UN VIRUS Y
ADEMAS CADA VEZ QUE ALGUIEN LE MANDA UNA SOLICITUD PARA SER REMOVIDO DE
ALGUN CORREO QUE SE ENVIA ME NOTIFICA A MI COMPUTADORA Y ME LA LLENA DE
BASURA.
GRACIAS.


Gracias,

TwoBit

 

[Scubaroo]

hehehe...

REMUEVAME OF ITS DATA BASE, BECAUSE IT HAS INFECTED To ME WITH A VIRUS And ADEMAS WHENEVER SOMEBODY SENDS A REQUEST To HIM TO BE REMOVED OF ALGUN MAIL THAT ENVIA NOTIFIES MY COMPUTER And ME The SWEEPINGS FLOOD. THANKS.


I think you need a spanish speaking person - Google didn't quite cut it. I like the bit about the sweeping floods though

 

[Amanda]

"REMUEVAME DE SU BASE DE DATOS, PUES ME HA INFECTADO CON UN VIRUS Y
ADEMAS CADA VEZ QUE ALGUIEN LE MANDA UNA SOLICITUD PARA SER REMOVIDO DE
ALGUN CORREO QUE SE ENVIA ME NOTIFICA A MI COMPUTADORA Y ME LA LLENA DE
BASURA.
GRACIAS."

"Remove me from you adress list (or Data Base), because you infected my computer with a virus, and on top of that, everytime someone mails to me asking to be removed from my adress list (because the virus sends messages without that person wanting to, apparently), my computers gets a waste basket full of spam mail flooding... Thank you."

Here you are. (Sounds like a pretty nasty virus, IMO)

 

[Scubaroo]

I was close enough!

 

[Amanda]

I think if he/she typed it with Caps-Lock turned on, then the virus really IS getting on her nerves...

Hey, buy a Mac !! No virus !! Doop-ee-Doo !!

 

[scuberd]

EEEWWWWWW MAC's

scubaroo, I liked your translation, it may not have made any sence but it was enlightening

 

[TwoBitTxn]

Thanks Amanda.

Sounds like a nasty virus. I do wonder: Since this problem started I replaced my computer. Was my old one infected?

What makes her think the spammer infected her computer?

TwoBit

 

[Amanda]

Err, I can't tell you more, because he/she is not very precise in the message... However, I think replacing the computer is kind of a drastic solution to the problem ! But if the virus is in one of your mails, then... if you still have the mails, you still have the virus (logic).

Good luck

 

[TwoBitTxn]

It was a planned replacement. School loans came through and I replaced a 166Mhz with a 2.4Ghz.

TwoBit