Please don't take any offense at this, but maybe you are a superhuman who can rig a two tank sidemount system faster than single tank divers can back roll and rinse their masks, but that is NOT the norm. I know this because I do both things frequently. You can't really expect a typical person to be able to do this, at all.
It would be extremely cumbersome to fully rig a SM system in the Cozumel skiff where there is barely enough room for the 6 divers in single tanks, and then try to back roll off the boat in SM. And it would be impossible to climb the ladder with your SM tanks on. So in this specific scenario the option is to rig don/doff tanks in the water, and in my earlier post, I explained in detail why that is impractical on Coz reefs.
I take zero offense because there was none intended and its part of the discussion.
I'm certainly not superhuman, in my mid 50's and generally prefer the easiest solution.
My preferred local diving, uses a small chase boat for for dropping and picking up divers. you sit on the gunwales with the gear piled on the deck. When you put your fins on the person opposite needs to move their feet. Spacious it's not.
My diving group are all similar aged diving curmudgeons and we collectively have a PHD in grumpiness and intolerance for faffing. If a SM rig caused any delays or inconveniences, you'd be told very directly.
While I've never been to Coz, my vacation diving is generally to Indonesia. Similar set up to Coz with boat sizes with the main difference (on the trips we take) we're deliberately dropping into significant currents, so there's no leeway for messing with kit on the surface.
The points you made are valid, and this is why (I thought) I'd been clear to the OP and others, that the SM rig needs to be configured and optimised for boat diving.
This is why I use the ring bungee method, where the tanks have a mechanical connection to the chest webbing allowing you to be able to climb the ladder with both tanks. Although I'm more than happy to detach the tanks in the water and hand them up if the conditions allow.
Now if someone turned up with a rig configured for shore diving needing to clip off a tanks at the side of the boat prior to jumping, then I'd fully concur with your POV. I'd have no time for them either.
[EDIT] The problem with SM, is so many "practitioners" think that one config does all. It doesn't. In BM singles swapping from Steels to Al all I need to do is adjust the camband(s) and maybe add/subtract some lead. SM requires a bit more adjustment [/EDIT]
And to be clear I'm not a SM evangelist, far from it. I'm happy enough guiding divers around a shallow reef in my jacket and a single AL 80, or in my wing with a single large steel and Al 40 slung to the side.
But for travel vacation rec diving my SM is perfect.
Trust me if it wasn't or caused even the slightest inconvenience to others, my wife would let me know in NO uncertain terms!!