Blah blah blah.
@SharPll sounds like sound like someone who gets caught in bed with a person other than your partner and says "It's not what you think it is, it's all innocent, they were running and tripped and fell into the bed, believe me it's true!"
No one is going to move your silly thread to anyplace other than where it belongs which is right here in the humor section.
You had a creative idea, I'm actually annoyed with myself for not thinking of it before you did.
Now give it a rest. That's what good trolls do. They start the fire going and sit back and watch the flames roar. They don't need to keep stoking it.