dkktsunami
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The English language is a mess, ain't it?
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Weeeeell, technically octopodes is correct, but archaic. It's the Greek plural form of octopus. So, it is still correct, just not commonly used.
AskOxford: What are the plurals of 'octopus', 'hippopotamus', 'syllabus'?
(Don't mind me, I'm here for the long argument about semantics.)
The English language is a mess, ain't it?
"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that
English is about as pure as a cribhouse *****. We don't just borrow
words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways
to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
--James D. Nicoll
You'll probably love one of my favorite quotes about the English language:
But "to drive" is an irregular verb. Suppose if the method by which they were driving involved a race. In this case, would you say, "I raced here" or (I guess), "I roce" here.Well, dived has always seemed off to me personally. I mean if you were to ask someone how they got from point a to point b; and thier answer to you was "I drived here", you might think that person slow.
I agree with your point on variation. But does variation necessarily mean that rules mean nothing?Those who insist on framing the language in hard and fast rules ignore its history and even the diversity in present day english. For instance, what I consider the 'correct' way to spell 'colour', 'neighbour' and 'realize' may differ from yours, with neither being more or less right or wrong.
Depends on the standard. Standard American English, or some other standard of English.For instance, what I consider the 'correct' way to spell 'colour', 'neighbour' and 'realize' may differ from yours, with neither being more or less right or wrong.