Warning: The following is offered solely for the purpose of levity (or educating the truly clueless). It is not the intent of the author to make light of terrorism, the fight against terrorism, the doctrines of Islam or those who hold it dear.
And now, for all of the instructors here at ScubaBoard, in the tradition of David Letterman, the "Top 10 Signs That One of Your Diving Students May Be A Terrorist"
10. The student pulls out a wet suit with a camouflage design.
9. The student has modified his compass so that it always
points to Mecca.
8. The student insists on wearing a pair of bored-out sneakers
instead of fins.
7. When advised to carry a dive knife, the student replies that
he is carrying the Sword of Islam. (i.e., the doctrine that
Islam was spread by the sword of Islam, i.e. the truth and
rightness of Islam, and not by the sword of steel, i.e. force).
6. The student asks if he can use a gas mask as a regulator.
5. The students dive plan includes 72 virgins.
4. The student asks if Atomic Aquatics makes any gear other
than regulators and fins.
3. The last entry in his log book is a cave . . . in Afghanistan.
2. The student gets nervous when, upon arriving at the dive
site, the instructor says lets roll.
1. The student says he is only interested in learning how to
descend.