Should be easy. Lots of site have flat sandy bottoms. And golf balls sink...don't they?
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Drewpy
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Speaking from experience...yes they do sink!
Not a bad idea Dee...you might be onto something? They play underwater hockey right?
On second thought, scratch that..cant play golf without my cigar!
Not a bad idea Dee...you might be onto something? They play underwater hockey right?
On second thought, scratch that..cant play golf without my cigar!
JeffG
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Also...the best sport for backsgfisher4792:
glbirch
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gfisher4792:
You may as well go for a clean sweep and add technical rock climbing to your repertoire.
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gfisher4792
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Dee:
Now all this is reminding me of that Seinfeld episode where Kramer it (trying) to hit golf balls into the ocean, and the one he hits gets stuck in a whale's blowhole. "Is anyone here a marine biologist?"
Green Mountain
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I try equally to be as a good golfer as I do try to be a good diver. Fortunately, I'm a better diver. Because if I dived like I golf--uhoh.
crpntr133
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Look at it this way. You tee off and the ball goes in the water, SH*T. No problem you don the SCUBA gear and go in after it. Log it and continue golfing. What more could a man ask for? Maybe another beer!!
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This is why I prefer to play putt-putt -- 13 less clubs to have to carry around... 
miketsp
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Of course you know this one:
A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft." Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and says, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
"Ten years!", he says.
She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes.
He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag, and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!"
Then she asked, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?"
He replies, "Ten years!"
She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to him.
He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!"
Then she starts unzipping a longer zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has it been since you've had some real fun?"
And the man replies, "Wow! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there!"
A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft." Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and says, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
"Ten years!", he says.
She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes.
He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag, and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!"
Then she asked, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?"
He replies, "Ten years!"
She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to him.
He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!"
Then she starts unzipping a longer zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has it been since you've had some real fun?"
And the man replies, "Wow! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there!"
There is always an extra specialty - golf ball diver!!!!!
That combines both sports
Mania
PS. In a way it's serious - in one of the golf clubs I've been told that once a year they hire a diver to collect the balls from the bottom of the pond.....
That combines both sports
Mania
PS. In a way it's serious - in one of the golf clubs I've been told that once a year they hire a diver to collect the balls from the bottom of the pond.....
