Was Eric Clapton a Scuba diver? did he calculate gas consumption?
PS my elder sister was an avid vinyl collector in the 60s
As is now probably clear I cannot understand this obsession with SAC. To go back to the gasoline car analogy. If on a full tank I can get from A to B and have 1/2 a tank left, then surely I should be able to get from A to C on a full tank if A to C is only 1 & 1/4 the distance between A and B. I do not need to know the mpg. What is useful to know is the factors that could vary that mpg, not its absolute value.
Your argument is growing tiresome and trivial. Obviously a diver who has done several hundred (or more) similar dives with similar gear and who pays reasonable attention to his computer and gages, really doesn't need to know his SAC or make any calculations- in order to do one more similar dive!
The whole idea of gas consumption calcs is to make sure there is enough gas to get the diver and his buddy to the surface in one (or two actually) pieces. IF we already know the answer to that question from a gazillion dives then calculations are not needed.
However, we are talking about newer divers who don't do many dozens of similar dives in a relatively short period of time. They don't have the experience to make good estimates or fly by the seat of their pants. The whole endeavor is for these people. I think reasonable people understand this fact and they also probably understand that most training is pretty inadequate in this regard.
The fact that (apparently) "be back with 500 psi" is still being taught is evidence of both a lack of good training AND an acknowledgement that flying by the seat of your pants will probably be OK for most recreational dives - even though we know that it is ridiculous- the question should be: when (at what pressure/volume) do I need to head up, not how much psi should I have on the boat ladder.
The math is not that hard, but it integrates a bunch of parameters that are not constant and it also requires the generation of some assumptions, so ANY mathematical solution/answer will always be subject to criticism and will incorporate a degree of ambiguity- however this does NOT negate the value of the process.
I dive solo, often within NDL, carry enough gas in a pony to make it to the surface and have a bunch of different tanks. I have not calculated my SAC in years - but I know about when I should leave the bottom. If I have a buddy who might need some air, I will reserve a bit more.
However, if I was doing a drastically different dive, you can be sure I would do a little scribbling on the back of an envelope. 1 cuft/min, ascent rate of 60 fps, zero minutes to resolve a problem on the bottom and round max depth up to nearest atmosphere - in reality the calculations are not that complex or necessarily precise - but they are valid and worthwhile.