CoolTech:
Theresa, I want to thank you personally as well!
You took valuable time to research, post and answer questions here (no small feet at lawyers fees :grin )
This has turned out to be one the most educational threads I have seen in SB, and it is all your fault
irate5:
Thanks, Cool. Actually, I think we owe JVIEHE some thanks too (even though he doesn't know jack about the practice of law
). He is in the IT department of the Florida Bar who recently made available to its members Florida case law research at no charge. This makes it very easy to research an issue even when I don't have a client to bill to!
One of my first assignments as a clerk at a large law firm was to write an appropriate "peril" warning. We representing a fast food chain who was sued when a worker had a chicken fryer explode and one of the claims was that the client had failed to place an adequate warning on the fryer as to what would happen if you opened a pressure cooker full of hot oil without letting it cool. After reviewing the case law at that time, I believe my warning went something like:
WARNING- Improper Operation will result in serious personal injury, including but not limited to, slow, painful death, agony beyond mortal comprehension, melting flesh, boiled eyeballs, seared hair, webbed fingers, freakish scarring, ridicule, shame, reduced job opportunities, non-existent social life, crooked teeth, poor self-esteem.
I don't recall how the client decided to handle it, but I believe my supervising attorney edited the warning heavily.
So, I had a little head start on the peril issue and on exculpation as there were some issues in that case. At that time there was public policy against absolving oneself from gross negligence. That has apparently changed in the 1st Circuit, at least.