Good answer. That's gotta be my favorite smiley-dude, the :wtf: one.
The answer to the one about unstoppables/immovables (drumroll): The definition of the unstoppable force would involve it having infinite momentum, and the immovable would have infinite inertia. Therefore the unstoppable force would have infinite energy, and the immovable object would be able to absorb an infinite amount of energy. So, there would be an infinite transfer of energy between the unstoppable force and the immovable object.
Quite simple, actually.
If a plane descends at 500 feet per minute, and the plane in question is at 10,000 feet and 30 minutes from the destination, how long should the pilots wait until beginning their descent so as to arrive at sea level when directly over its destination?