Mrs Mares
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newbie@scuby:Maybe :06:
Jerry Springer or Larry King
Jerry Jerry Jerry
Peanut Butter...Crunchy or Smooth?
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newbie@scuby:Maybe :06:
Jerry Springer or Larry King
sb_diver:Smooth
Is the glass half empty, half full, or twice as big as it needs to be?
GrierHPharmD:It's just right, unless it's all empty.
What's the difference between a duck?
Mrs Mares:Between a Duck and .....
GrierHPharmD:One of it's legs are both the same! (Especially the left one!)
Okay, now for an easy one:
What comes after "four limerick oysters"?
GrierHPharmD:Six pairs of Don Alverso's tweezers, of course!
Okay, try this:
If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long will it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?