I didn't realize that diving was for uneducated adults and children...
I have no dog in this race, but as a long-time technical instructor and dive industry professional who writes textbooks, and someone who has done post-grad work in applied physics, I have to disagree with your assessment.
I've found the diving community, both at the sport and technical levels, to be a pretty neat and interesting bunch of people. The little group of divers with whom I dive consist of several professionals with a lively mix of masters, doctorates and post doctoral credentials. Last weekend the two students I had working with me to earn a sidemount helitrox decompression rating, where both doctors; one an MD the other a PhD. Some of my peer group are less academically inclined and work in construction, transportation, landscaping, restaurant services, the hospitality industry, welding, and regular "joe" jobs.
Everyone of them is a pleasure to spend time with and all of them are excellent divers. I would categorize none of them as uneducated, nor are any of them children, although they all share a childlike enthusiasm for learning and growing their experience.
I also think they are an empathetic bunch, but I think they would all have a good laugh at you and your bull**** opinion.
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