Oh!
A "troll" is when someone comes on to the board (could be any board, mailing list, etc.) and makes a comment, asks a question, or makes a statement that he knows will get everyone in an uproar... For no other purpose than just to get everyone in an uproar.
For example, going to a Baptist mailing list and emailing everyone there with the message, "Satan's gonna git ya" would be a troll. Going to a Ferrari board and saying, "My Honda Accord is gonna kick everyone's butt here" would be a troll. Going to the Harley mailing list and saying, "What's the best kitty litter to clean up after my leaky Hog" would be a troll. Think of it as an online version of the crank phone call.
The name "trolling" comes from fishing, I gather... You konw, like "trolling" for fish... A "troller" would just be looking to "hook" someone and argue for the sake of arguing. Just to see them get their panties in a wad.
They are accusing me of just posting to hear myself talk... Just typing to argue... Just asking questions to see how many people I can get to respond. It's generally very bad "netiquette" ("interNET etIQUETTE") and is very rude and against the rules and will get you kicked off of most boards and mailing lists.
I can see why they think I'm trolling... But I'm asking questions because I really don't understand... Everyone's ideas seem to be very much in tune with my ways of thinking (they're the experienced ones here, so it makes me reassured that I'm on the right track), yet their resolve doesn't at all seem to be similar to mine. It's like I hear them say, "I like fast cars," and I say, "Yeah, me too" and they say, "I've got a '67 GTO" and I say, "A what? I'm interested in buying a Lamborghini." Or maybe it's me that's got the idea of a GTO and them with the Lambo. My point is that we both agree that fast is good, but we're going around it different ways, and I want to understand their fascination... I think that if there's that many people telling me how fast that car is, I might want to get involved in that, too... Understand? But when I tell them that I have a carbon and kevlar dash, and they laugh and say, "Just get a blower for your engine," I'm a bit confused. I ask them what their favorite wax is, and they laugh and tell me that if it doesn't make the car faster, it shouldn't be coming out of my wallet.
Bottom line is that they are telling me that I'm a newbie... Which I am. But we very much are disagreeing on what the best setup is... And so I'm trying to understand, largely because I'm a newbie and they aren't. But it's just not making sense.
...So I'm going to hold off on saying anything more until I give their way of doing things one more try...
Wish me luck.
