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I still cannot believe it is real. I also cannot undertsand what could possibly require that shape for it to actually function (right down to the drip)....or if somebody was working on the design and said...."Hey! I know what it should look like! Perfect!"

I picture that to be something along the lines of the IKEA Catalogue cover "puppy incident". A disgruntled Google employee doing it to be funny. But who knows for sure.
 
It is a slow day in the small Minnesota town of Marshall, and streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.



A rich tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs to pick one for the night.

As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.

The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his supplier, the Farmer's Co-op.

The guy at the Farmer's Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit.

The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner.



The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the rich traveler will not suspect anything.

At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves town.

No one produced anything. No one earned anything... However, the whole town is now out of debt and now looks to the future with a lot more optimism.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is conducting business today.
 
husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology that was explaining the phenomenon of mixed emotions.
>
> The husband turned to his wife and said, Honey, that's a bunch of crap. I bet you cant tell me anything that will make me both
> happy and sad at the same time.
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> She said: Out of all your friends, you have the biggest penis
 
:rofl3: !!!!
 
:shakehead:
 

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