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Bert van den Berg
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I stole your joke, changed the words a bit and put onto kiwiblog.co.nz. Seemed appropriate for our current situation.
divesergeant
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With all the perpetually offended types now, I thought this was timely.
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I have friends who quite often post satirical articles to their social media. Unfortunately, far too many of their friends do not recognize the posts as satire and "come unglued" in their responses to the posts. (Sometimes even telling them point blank - "This is satire, not news. Relax!" doesn't sink in.)
АлександрД
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"This train on Fire" - song of one, quite famous singer
This Train's on Fire
Colonel Vasin has come to the frontline
And brought his young wife along
Colonel Vasin has rallied his corps
And told them: "Let's go home"
We fought this war for seventy years
We were taught that life is a fight
But the intelligence has just reported
We fought ourselves all this time.
And I have seen generals
They drink and eat our death
Their children are going crazy
Cause there's nothing left that they don't have
And our land lies in rust
Our churches are burnt.
If we want to have a home to return to
Now is the time to return
Our train is on fire, there are no buttons to push
Our train is on fire, there is no place to run to
Long ago this land was ours before we got trapped in this war
And it will die if it is nobody's, it's time for it to be returned
And the torches are burning around us
It's the rallying of all perished troops
And people who shot our fathers
Are now making plans for our youths.
We were born by the sound of marches
We were threatened by jail
I say it's about time we stopped crawling.
We have returned to our land.
Our train is on fire, there are no buttons to push
Our train is on fire, there is no place to run to
Long ago this land was ours before we got trapped in this war
And it will die if it is nobody's, it's time for it to be returned
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A DIR Instructor, a NAUI Instructor, and a PADI Instructor are all on a dive together,
The boat develops a leak and begins to take on water. They all start putting on their gear and putting together a plan.
The DIR Inst says, "Do everything exactly like me or you will die."
The NAUI Inst says, "Everyman for himself!!"
The PADI Inst then says, "Ya know, if you each give me $300 this is an opportunity to get you Wreck certified."
The boat develops a leak and begins to take on water. They all start putting on their gear and putting together a plan.
The DIR Inst says, "Do everything exactly like me or you will die."
The NAUI Inst says, "Everyman for himself!!"
The PADI Inst then says, "Ya know, if you each give me $300 this is an opportunity to get you Wreck certified."
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