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WOODMAN
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Did you hear about the Mexican magician? He told his audience "I will count to three, and then disappear!" "Unos!" "Dos!" And then he vanished without a 'tres'. 
billtodive
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Ole is having a beer at the local bar, right next to his apartment, when he starts talking to a vacuum cleaner salesman. The salesman brags he has slept with everyone in the building next door except one. Ole thought little of it, until he got home. Then he relayed the story to Lena. Lena looked at him will a look of disgust, and said, " I bet its that snooty Missus Johnson"
What is it about cats and harnesses?!?!?!
OldPhotog
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A blonde noticed her house was on fire. She called up the fire department and said, "My house is on fire. Please come quick."
The dispatcher said, "No problem, ma'am. How do we get there?"
The blonde replied, "Well, duh, big red truck."
The dispatcher said, "No problem, ma'am. How do we get there?"
The blonde replied, "Well, duh, big red truck."
TONY CHANEY
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I went to my acupuncturist today but I simply do not trust him. He is a backstabber.
TONY CHANEY
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Three Irishmen walk out of a bar before closing time...it could happen! Happy St. Patrick's day.
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