GOLF PANTIES
> The Swede's wife steps
up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her
skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. 'Good God, woman! Why aren't you
wearing any skivvies?', Ole demanded.
> Well, you don't give
me enough housekeeping money to afford any.' The Swede immediately
reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50.
Go and buy yourself some underwear.'
>
> Next, the
Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up
to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. 'Blessed Virgin Mary,
woman! You've no knickers. Why not?' She replies, 'I can't afford any on
the money you give me.' Patrick reaches into his pocket and says , 'For the sake
of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some
underwear!'
>
> Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends
over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too,
is naked under it. 'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer
drawers?' She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta
affarrd any.' The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer
the love 'o decency, here's a comb.....Tidy yerself up a
bit."