NauticalbutNice
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cdiver2:I also know your so tight you squeak when you walk. Thats why you have the bag pipes...to hide the squeak![]()
In the beginning, God created the earth. On the second day, while he was making his countries, God discovered a small island off a continent hed decided to christen Europe.
I know, thought God, I shall make this land an area of outstanding natural beauty. I shall bless it with lochs and glens, crystal-clear waters and rivers teeming with wild salmon. I will name this country Scotland and shall bestow upon the nation my favourite drink whisky, the water of life. I shall bequeath major reserves of gas and oil to bring its people great wealth and Aberdeen-Angus cattle so that they need never go hungry.
When hed finished his work, one of the angels turned to God and said,
Hang on a minute. Why should Scotland be blessed with all these natural treasures? Arent we making life too easy for its people; shouldnt they have something to test them?
And God replied, You havent seen who their neighbours are yet.

And Kraken - I'm VERY familiar with the Glenfiddich bottle

For the record I'm a MacDonald (MacDonald of Glencoe - those that were massacred). Our motto is (suitably) - Per mare per terras - "By sea and by land".
McNauticalbutnice :fruit: