NauticalbutNice
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cdiver2:I also know your so tight you squeak when you walk. Thats why you have the bag pipes...to hide the squeak
In the beginning, God created the earth. On the second day, while he was making his countries, God discovered a small island off a continent hed decided to christen Europe.
I know, thought God, I shall make this land an area of outstanding natural beauty. I shall bless it with lochs and glens, crystal-clear waters and rivers teeming with wild salmon. I will name this country Scotland and shall bestow upon the nation my favourite drink whisky, the water of life. I shall bequeath major reserves of gas and oil to bring its people great wealth and Aberdeen-Angus cattle so that they need never go hungry.
When hed finished his work, one of the angels turned to God and said,
Hang on a minute. Why should Scotland be blessed with all these natural treasures? Arent we making life too easy for its people; shouldnt they have something to test them?
And God replied, You havent seen who their neighbours are yet.
And Kraken - I'm VERY familiar with the Glenfiddich bottle
For the record I'm a MacDonald (MacDonald of Glencoe - those that were massacred). Our motto is (suitably) - Per mare per terras - "By sea and by land".
McNauticalbutnice :fruit: