aquacat8
Contributor
Although of course the company that makes it may soon be acquired by Octopus Corporation, it’s employees moved to Somalia, and its parts kit become unavailable—and when the battery dies you’ll discover the housing is irreversiblably held together by a proprietary glue made of leftover caulking and unexploded goat hooves. Next year the Navy will conduct a series of dives indicating it’s algorithms, based on a secret pseudoscience devolved by that “doctor” that made the girl live with the horny dolphin in the 1970’s, can get 24 year old athletes bent. This will cause endless internet arguments, with zealous splinter groups of true believers spinning off into private threads, even though no one really knows to this day what that algorithm is. Don’t let any of this stop you from starting your own business manufacturing bungee mounts for it!
