Spoon
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Mike Veitch:
Zee has one week with the girls lets see him work his magic
PG DIVE PLANS strictly no hijacking
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Zee has one week with the girls lets see him work his magic
clgsamson
Koya Kap
Hey I'm your lawyer in this parts...Mike Veitch:
clgsamson
Koya Kap
LBM or intestinal flu is the common reason given to take a sudden leave from work in order to dive the same dayishbaby:
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Hammerhead
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Back pain's a goodie as well, because you get to visit a chiropractor and get a free massage, but yeah, I vote flu (make sure you don't get your Doctor's note from the one in PG, though...)
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clgsamson
Koya Kap
The DM of Love may just help you with your problem. He can write you up with a prescription or an excuse to leave work. Only problem is, he's in Yap!thepurplehammerhead:Back pain's a goodie as well, because you get to visit a chiropractor and get a free massage, but yeah, I vote flu (make sure you don't get your Doctor's note from the one in PG, though...
I liked my last assignment, our company doc was a diver, it wasn't hard to get a medical excuse from him.thepurplehammerhead:Back pain's a goodie as well, because you get to visit a chiropractor and get a free massage, but yeah, I vote flu (make sure you don't get your Doctor's note from the one in PG, though...
shugar
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works everytime too... and if they don't believe you threaten them with bringing a sample to work as proof!clgsamson:LBM or intestinal flu is the common reason given to take a sudden leave from work in order to dive the same day
i promise you you'll get more than the day off
Jag
shugar
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is your boss a guy? if he is you can give him the whole slew of womens' issues that are relatively unspeakable - period, cramps, pms, yeast infection, pap smear time... name it and he can't contest it...ishbaby:
or try retching sounds on the phone and whisper (am i pregnant?)... your scare will pass after a few days and you've got fodder for office discussion:
nosey girl 1: ummm... sooo... you were vomiting daw
you: ya, felt really bad nga... i was pretty afraid nga
nosey girl 2: you mean! you're!?!
you: hay naku! i took a home test - negative... thank god, whew what a scare
nosey girl 1: so... who's the guy (notice topic deviating from your absence)
you: wala... some guy i met on the forums... he's canadian
nosey girl 2: heeeeeeeey... kwentoooooooooo!!!!
you: well, you see, he's really gwapo, looks like phi............. (you take the discussion irrevocably off topic and nobody will remember you were even absent hehehehe)
trust me... if you play it right you can keep this up for years
Jag
Ben_ca
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