Out of Office

[b1gcountry]

If you are trying to reach me, I will be out of the office until January 20th diving in Bonaire. I will have no access to phone, email, fax, instant messaging, snail mail, or private messages. I will have no internet access, alarm clocks, cellular service, phone, television, or timekeeping devices that are not waterproof.

If you have a problem, figure it out yourself.

If you need to reach me, you can't.

Direct all questions to someone not on vacation.

Thank you
Tom

 

[b1gcountry]

Oh, and PS: Neener-neener nee-ner!

 

[fairybasslet]

 

[Mike Veitch]

can i use that? actually i need it for about 350 days a year though..

 

[DeputyDan]

If you are trying to reach me, I will be out of the office until January 20th diving in Bonaire. I will have no access to phone, email, fax, instant messaging, snail mail, or private messages. I will have no internet access, alarm clocks, cellular service, phone, television, or timekeeping devices that are not waterproof.


Thank you
Tom

I really do use this part of the above when I leave on dive travel (and sometimes when I don't)!

 

[bleeb]

Now that's just teasing those of us still stuck in winterland. :sigh_2:

 

[piikki]

If you need to reach me, you can't.


Tom

Wanna bet? Where're you staying? Na-na-naa-naa

Leaving tomorrow too - wanna compare some corrugated hoses

 

[almitywife]

you suck!

oh im sorry - did i say that outloud

enjoy and bring me back a tshirt

 

[b1gcountry]

Snap back to reality.

Landed four hours ago.

STL Temp was 15.

Dog threw up, and my BC trip just got cancelled.

Back to reality, work and alarm clocks.

Already planning the next trip with the wife.

Tom
PS I Will post something in terms of a write up in the ABC forum later.

 

[Mack Diver]

When I went on one vacation, I printed out a map that showed the gulf coast and Caribbean. There were two spots on the map. One said YOU ARE HERE, the other said I'M WAY DOWN HERE.