Oh, my goodness, Tony, is that really YOU? That's too funny!
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My SO loves to wrapped in cling wrap.
you would be unable to equalize so its really not even a question of if its possible.....not to continue the humor, at depth you "pass gas" and shoot like a rocket to the surface....as you'd have no way to get air out of your suit.