October Not-Quite-So-MegaDive 2006 Oct. 27-29

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DEEPSEAWOLF:
Sacrilege! Of COURSE I'll be there. You think I'd let you poison everyone with your non-shrimp dishes? As the founder of the ORIGINAL Megadives, I will sacrifice myself for the safety of the group and properly dispose of any shrimp dishes you may cook.

Ken not coming to a Mega... I thought this was a NOT-so-Megadive!
Freak! Ya know what? I'm bringing and extra set of cable ties JUST4U!

Loading kit;
seran wrap, cable ties, gorilla glue, cuz, well, have you seen the fool? He's an APE!
:swordfight:

:pirate5:

No no , shrink wrap !!!!
I won't ask what the gorilla glue is for though ...
And this APE thang ?
Hmmm... ( lol )

An APE with an itchin to lap-dance amongst sheep... Well , well ... ;)

Da Bean
AKA "I remember the grass skirt"...
 
the devil went down to Ginnie he was looking for as soul to steal
he went looking for a Florida Conch willing to make a deal
when he came across the Fool and da Bean diving a mix real hot
and the devil came to the wooden steps and said, "You two, let me tell you what."

"I bet you didn't know it, but i'm a fine cave diver too,
and if you'd care to take a dare, i'll make a bet with you.
now you got some real nice regs there, but give the devil his due:
I bet a reg of gold against your souls, 'cos I think i'm better than you."

the Fool said, "We're Conchs, and it might be a sin,
but we'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos we're the best that's ever been."

Bean and the Fool, you figure out your thirds and pull your cave line hard
'cos hells broke loose in Ginnie and the devil deals it hard.
and if you win you get his shiny reg made of gold.
but if you lose, the devil gets your souls.

The devil started up his scooter and he said: "I'll start this show."
And down he flew through the Lips so low like he had some grass to mow.
And he reached the Mud Flats going so fast his reel made an evil hiss,
then he dropped an arrow without slowing down and you know he didn't miss.

When the devil came back, the Fool he said, "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But if you'll sit down in those steps right there, we'll show you how its done."

Here comes Ken, run boys, run.
he's got a poker hot as the risin' sun.
he got chicken in the bread pin, pickin' out dough,
"Ken, did you drop that steak in the dirt?"
"No, child, no."

The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden reg on the ground at Ken's feet.
Ken said: "Don't you mess with my homeys, even close to Halloween,
cause i told you once, you son of a gun, we're the best that's ever been.

And he gave the Devil rum, rum boys, rum.
The devil slept in Andy's tent til the risin' sun.
the devil got so drunk he thought Andy was a sheep
"Granny, will your sheep play?"
"No, child, no."
 
:rofl: :clap:
 
andy, you obviously have hidden talents!




very very hidden.

(kidding. i loved it!!)
 
Andy, you made my day! Laughed so hard coffee came out my nose!
 
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Had to photoshop the killer shrimp in ... yummmmmm-yum!

2 weeks, 1 day, 9 hours ... until Megadive Margarita time!
 
How appropriate. The week after the mega dive, Charlie Daniels is going to be playing a concert here in central Florida. I wonder if we can get him to use your lyrics – love em.
 
THAT FREAKIN' ROCKS ANDY!!!!!

Ken starts searching his audio editing programs,... now where'd I put that music program?


NOTE*****
New myspace group
http://groups.myspace.com/Megadivers
 
WOW>>

Good thing I checked the thread...OCT this year..... I am at Vortoberfest tomorrow..guess I get two in one month..

BUG MAN.... My flash doodie broke off too..at the table after the dive luckily!! OH>>>

Well..see you guys and gals at the MEGA...unless you're at the VORT

Hoze
 

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