H2Andy
Contributor
a man comes out of the bathroom at a swanky house party, and says to the
hostess, "Madam, I must congratulate you on your gold-plated toilet."
says the hostess, puzzled, "I have no gold-plated toilet!"
"Then, Madam," says the man, "I suggest you clean your tuba thorougly before you play it again."
hostess, "Madam, I must congratulate you on your gold-plated toilet."
says the hostess, puzzled, "I have no gold-plated toilet!"
"Then, Madam," says the man, "I suggest you clean your tuba thorougly before you play it again."