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a man comes out of the bathroom at a swanky house party, and says to the
hostess, "Madam, I must congratulate you on your gold-plated toilet."

says the hostess, puzzled, "I have no gold-plated toilet!"

"Then, Madam," says the man, "I suggest you clean your tuba thorougly before you play it again."
 
H2Andy:
a man comes out of the bathroom at a swanky house party, and says to the
hostess, "Madam, I must congratulate you on your gold-plated toilet."

says the hostess, puzzled, "I have no gold-plated toilet!"

"Then, Madam," says the man, "I suggest you clean your tuba thorougly before you play it again."


THAT IS JUST GROSS!!!!!
 
well it would have been worse if he hadn't warned her
 

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