No Brain No Pain

[H2Andy]

(in which case i'm home free)

this article talks about lobsters and other such animals not being able to
feel pain:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=816&e=2&u=/ap/20050214/ap_on_sc/lobster_pain

(but they should have played Ashlee Simpson to the lobsters to really test
their pain threshold) (the "no brain no pain" quote may also explain why
Simpson seems immune to her own singing)

 

[jonnythan]

Ashlee Simpson ... singing

You're a generous person.

 

[baitedstorm]

:laughing:

 

[ktrjc]

(in which case i'm home free)

this article talks about lobsters and other such animals not being able to
feel pain:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=816&e=2&u=/ap/20050214/ap_on_sc/lobster_pain

(but they should have played Ashlee Simpson to the lobsters to really test
their pain threshold) (the "no brain no pain" quote may also explain why
Simpson seems immune to her own singing)

Can't say as I ever heard her sing, is it as bad as Yoko Ono?

 

[H2Andy]

actually, i don't think anyone who's ever heard Yoko sing has survived...

anyone here? a show of hands?

*crickets chirp*

see?

 

[baltimoron]

interesting. Still though, it is a little gruesome to hear them scurry around at the bottom of the pot. Yuck.

 

[RonDawg]

actually, i don't think anyone who's ever heard Yoko sing has survived...

anyone here? a show of hands?

*crickets chirp*

see?

I have, albeit a few seconds' worth. When the Double Fantasy album was just being released (just before John Lennon died) the advertising campaign for the album included a few seconds' worth of not just the John Lennon tracks, but Yoko's as well.

I liken the sound to a cross between a coyote's mating call and a turntable needle being dragged across the album :11:

 

[H2Andy]

I liken the sound to a cross between a coyote's mating call and a turntable needle being dragged across the album :11:

awesome description...

but you know, it's like the three-second rule... anyone can stand anything (even
Yoko Ono) for three seconds

(except my drunken Bill Biv DeVoe impersonation... that comes under the .025 second rule)