National Geographic - The Rescue

[Alaskan Scuba Dude]

I can nominate a whole listing of ScubaBoard supporters whose gibberish boot-licking may make you feel inclined to jump down and ride them into the ground. But let me remind you that course of action may get you top billing in the Hall of Shame. Egos are frail and reputations are subject to the limits of peer expectation. So resist the temptation toward premature ejaculation and provide the virtues of predication—formulate the argument.

The verbose has spoken.

 

[Endler's]

I can nominate a whole listing of ScubaBoard supporters whose gibberish boot-licking may make you feel inclined to jump down and ride them into the ground. But let me remind you that course of action may get you top billing in the Hall of Shame. Egos are frail and reputations are subject to the limits of peer expectation. So resist the temptation toward premature ejaculation and provide the virtues of predication—formulate the argument.

The verbose has spoken.

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,​

Thy micturitions are to me,​

As plurdled gabbleblotchits,​

On a lurgid bee,​

That mordiously hath blurted out,​

Its earted jurtles,​

Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. ​

 

[Endler's]

'Figured the bot would like Vogon Poetry.

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Vogon Poetry