monty python and the whole grail. the "mud" scene with king arthur and the peasants. "help help, I'm being repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system!"
"Excuse me old woman"
"mmmaaannnn"
"excuse me?"
"im not an old woman, im a man. my name is dennis"
"oh im sorry, you looked like an old woman from behind, i didnt know your name was dennis..."
"well you didnt bother to ask, did you? who are you anyway?"
"i am arthur, king of the britons."
<third person> "king?! i didnt vote for ya"
"of course not! im the king, you can't vote for kings"
ok, im done, i promise.
i have most of the movie memorized. actually. probably all of it.
ok...let see.
"aw damn. somebodies going to have to go back and get a whole **** load of dimes!"