mystery worms

[Hammerhead]

Rarely has a thread title promised so much and delivered so little :depressed:

 

[Mike Veitch]

Rarely has a thread title promised so much and delivered so little :depressed:

better than "mystery crabs"

 

[clgsamson]

You two again in one thread just minutes apart. Improving......

 

[kwhkg]

no problem, wont post mediocre questions anymore

 

[kwhkg]

yes lets try

 

[Mike Veitch]

no problem, wont post mediocre questions anymore

ahhh.... you have never met the hammerhead eh? don't worry about him.. its a midget fetish he suffers from

 

[Mike Veitch]

damn internet, double post

 

[kwhkg]

no problem, i thought it was a divers forum, must be at the wrong site

 

[Hammerhead]

no problem, i thought it was a divers forum, must be at the wrong site

Don't mind me. I wander hither and thither, grazing mournfully on the insubstantial crabgrass that grows unchecked on Scubaboard.

Seriously though, you must admit that "mystery worms" sounded rather more exotic than the usual "How's the diving in Puerto Galera on Sunday the 12th of May, just after breakfast, but not too early because my boyfriend / girlfriend / goat enjoys a lie in and who should I dive with to be absolutely certain that I will see the Lesser Giant Ornate Pygmy Striped Flamboyant Fan-Tailed Wobbegong because I really don't want to waste my time if it's raining or overcast and is there any chance I can get a massage whilst diving preferably not to hard with a bit of aromatherapy and free drinks afterwards served off the belly of some Asian nymphette / beefcake / two-toed sloth and my budget is P500 all-in or should I go to the Chocolate hills and sodomise tarsiers until their eyes pop out or is Thailand better at this time of the day?" crap that we get all-to-often in these parts.

 

[Mike Veitch]

wow... you can't believe my glee when i read sodomize tarsier!

my life on this tarsier ridden island is complete...