My dive buddy

[Hockeynut]

I bought a new dive buddy. His name is Dave. He's a 40cf pony. I named him dave after hurley's imaginary friend on Lost. Now if I go solo and someone asks who I'm going diving with, I'll just say "Dave." :14:

 

[jepuskar]

Are you going to get a reg and a SPG to go along with that or are you just going to sling Dave around naked?

 

[Hockeynut]

I asked Dave and he said that may be a good idea.

 

[Timeliner]

Some bondage might be necessary. It would be a good idea to have Dave.... circumscribed especially if he goes around naked.

 

[Hockeynut]

Dave doesn't know what "circumscribed" is, and it's making him nervous.

 

[ZzzKing]

Dave's not here.

 

[Hockeynut]

Dave's not here.

I didn't even think of that!!!

 

[Timeliner]

Tell Dave that "circumscribed" has nothing to do with being cut.
Not even in a round about way. In fact... I would not even tell him about that other thing.

 

[Hockeynut]

Dave is relieved. He thought he was in big trouble.

Right now, Dave is pissed because it's -14 with a windchill of -35 and if we try to go dive, we'll go "splat" instead of "splash"

 

[TheWetRookie]

Well, when you finally get to go splash, I hope that Dave will be a great dependable buddy for you