Movie: Open Water 2
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Open Water 3 - a person with pigmentally challenged hair follicles… a bottle of Dasani... The child proof cap that wouldn't turn. The two hour saga of woe and despair with ensuing struggle of the cold water bottle sweating in the midday sun as the rapidly dehydrating main character fights to free the ever needed dihydrogenmonoxide from its sealed container!
Open Water 3 - a person with pigmentally challenged hair follicles… a bottle of Dasani... The child proof cap that wouldn't turn. The two hour saga of woe and despair with ensuing struggle of the cold water bottle sweating in the midday sun as the rapidly dehydrating main character fights to free the ever needed dihydrogenmonoxide from its sealed container!
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CBulla:
*DING DING DING DING!* We have a winner!
Tempting....but give me sharks with frikkin laser beams on their heads fighting scuba zombies any day.
Maybe as a subplot??
And, of course, at least two gratuitous boobie shots. One in the beginning and one towards the end.
Maybe as a subplot??
And, of course, at least two gratuitous boobie shots. One in the beginning and one towards the end.
CBulla:
Well.. she could be living in a space station, large one, you know... like in a movie type big one, a wheel! And Previously undiscovered species of sharks, Space Sharks(!!) could be circling the station with lazer beam head mounts. 
And don't forget about the mutant zombie space divers that she's trying to escape.
CBulla:Well.. she could be living in a space station, large one, you know... like in a movie type big one, a wheel! And Previously undiscovered species of sharks, Space Sharks(!!) could be circling the station with lazer beam head mounts.
With a skin tight pressurized suit, two spare airs, and a fire extinguisher for propulsion across the space void!ReefGuy:
I must be the only person who actually enjoyed Open Water 2. It satisfied my sick pleasure center of watching stupid people suffer.... kind of like a two hour episode of Survivor. Granted, I would have had to pluck my eyes out if I had to sit and watch the movie without outside distraction - but having it on while working on an IT project was perfectly satisfying. It's not like you actually have to pay attention to this piece of rubbish to know what is happening and what is going to happen.
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friscuba:
I had two niced sized (full can of coke with hefty mixer of C/M) and my bottle ran dry. As I stated earlier, even not being a big drinker, it still wasn't enough. :shakehead
I still want my Jessica Alba / Kelly Hu fantasy...errrr.. Movie.
What cracks me up.. is that this thread is NOW 5 pages long about a stupid movie that should have never been made.
How long can this go on??
How long can this go on??
