Movie: Open Water 2

[ReefGuy]

Or... Open Water 3: Sharks with frikkin laser beams

 

[CBulla]

(in Oz accent) "Alo, my name is Bruce. I'd like to make you dinnah!"

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Or... Open Water 3: Sharks with frikkin laser beams

On their HEADS!!

By the end of "Open Water," I was cheering for the sharks.

 

[CBulla]

I didn't even make it to the end.. we had a group of us watching it and I jus stayed with the beer and BBQ grill.. it was...er.. how should I say it.. dumb!

 

[mdmbike to scuba]

Or... Open Water 3: Sharks with frikkin laser beams

AT least the open water had a good dvd menu. I learned how to make a cheap movie......:mooner:

 

[H2Andy]

So you want to be a cheap movie star?
Then listen now to what I say
Just buy a camcorder cheap
or better yet
borrow one from a friend
Then you get people who can't act
Don't bother with a script
It's gonna be all right
Get some chicks to take their bikinis off
Sharks with lasers will never let you down
Sell your soul to the distributors
Who are waiting there to sell plastic ware
And in a week or two
If your movie gets released
The guys in ScubaBoard will tear you apart

sex sells, and sharks sell

so... sex and sharks .... man we're gonna make a million

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

"Hopin' Slaughter"

One long and dark night, I was feelin' weary
So I went to the store to rent a DVD!
Open Water was the name of that thing
So I popped me a beer and hoped the phone wouldn't ring.
The couple in the movie just bored me to bits
But I confess that the lady had some terky pits!
After that it was downhill and I began to yawn
As this horrid piece of crap lurched on and on.
I'm happy to report that they made their marks,
And I was greatly relieved that they were food for the sharks!
I popped out that movie and then hit the showers,
Lamenting the waste of two and a half hours!


Thank you.. a-thank you ver' much!

 

[BigDaddyEd]

Impressive!

 

[uspap]

Open Water 3. The turd that wouldn't flush. You could film a toilet bowl for 2 hours. The action scene would be "will it flush this time"?
Wait. That's too much like the original. Whoever wrote these movies seems to be paranoid of floaters.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Impressive!

Thanks!