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ShakaZulu

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How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me.."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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ShakaZulu:
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

OMG that happened to me!!

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why do men prefer showers??

Because peeing in the bath would be DISGUSTING...
 
How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she can do it when she's done with the dishes...
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Why did the woman cross the road?
Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen?
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This list could go on....but I'm going to stop there...


-T
 
Pigs.

How many men does it take to accomplish any task? None.
It takes a woman, as men are incompetent and dull-witted.
 
downunderjenn:
Pigs.

How many men does it take to accomplish any task? None.
It takes a woman, as men are incompetent and dull-witted.
Heh, no women allowed on this thread :wink:
 
Alrighty then.
I would like to think that I have a good sense of humor and can run with the best of them. Perhaps I am wrong. I think most of these are blatantly mysogynistic and incredibly, unfathomably offensive, even as presented here, as a thinly-veiled joke.
 
Hank49:
You just made that word up.

Heh naw - she just misspelled it --

Main Entry: mi·sog·y·nis·tic
Pronunciation: m&-"säj-&-'nis-tik
Function: adjective
: having or showing a hatred and distrust of women

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