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[mempilot]

My semirelated fact of the day for this thread is:

U.S. Congressmen expressed surprise on learning in 1977 that it takes 15 months of instruction at the Pentagon's School of Music to turn out a bandleader, but merely 13 months to train a jet pilot.

Barnum and Baily trained me in 1 day and my follow on advanced training only took a blackboard, some chalk, and a physics professor/trapeze artist name Sven 10 minutes to bring me up to speed.

 

[mempilot]

Cyber correctness. Ensure brain is engaged before engaging keyboard.

I've engaged a lot of stuff with the brain in hybernation mode.

 

[Quarrior]

A one two punch cyber knockout.
Hey where is mempilot anyway? Stirring up a little trouble no doubt.
Maybe trying to deadreckon with the FAA his currency makes him airworthy weather or not he was trained under Part 141 or Part 61 of aviation regulations.

He was trained? I could have sworn I read somewhere that he got his license from a box of Craker Jacks or cereal or something like that. :11:

 

[dlndavid]

Yah. If you save enough upc codes from Captain Morgans rum you can get one too.
I wish Jose Cuervo did that I'd be qualified to fly the space shuttle. Everyone knows all the good fly boys drink tequila, I heard it helps for the landings.

 

[archman]

I've yanked a bunch of posts that were considered to be on the racier side of things, or contributed to such posts. Please keep a handle on the adult content.

 

[Quarrior]

Yah. If you save enough upc codes from Captain Morgans rum you can get one too.
I wish Jose Cuervo did that I'd be qualified to fly the space shuttle. Everyone knows all the good fly boys drink tequila, I heard it helps for the landings.

No wonder I never got my ticket. I'm a whiskey drinker.

 

[dlndavid]

No wonder I never got my ticket. I'm a whiskey drinker.

Tequila is just Mexican whisky.

Looks like this thread got washed and shrunk some.

 

[Quarrior]

Tequila is just Mexican whisky.

Looks like this thread got washed and shrunk some.

Yup, sure looks that way.

 

[sharkdiver00]

I've yanked a bunch of posts that were considered to be on the racier side of things, or contributed to such posts. Please keep a handle on the adult content.

sorry...

 

[Quarrior]

sorry...

me tooo