Great thread. I nearly lost my coffee as well.
Me? I'm just a fly for fun Private Pilot. I've taken the Instrument written twice but never flew the check ride. Too darn busy. Maybe one day. But, why bother, my wife is an ATP, CFII and owns the Cessna Cardinal we normally fly. I've got more actual instrument time than most Instrument rated private pilots I know. When my daughter graduates from college, I intend to build an RV-7A. Then I can fly fast with a simple, nice flying airplane and still do a few aerobatics when I get bored.
I worked for Collins Avionics for about 15 years as a Program Manager. I ran the program that certified all of the new Air Transport radios for the B-777 back in the early 90's. I've crawled around all inside the plane, but have yet to get a ride. Now, I am just an Engineer doing aviation research on contracts with NASA Langley Research Center in Hampton, VA. Wonderful job and a lot less hassle.