I don’t envy the loss you’ve experienced in your life, but this seems pretty jaded. You’re also more than welcome to insinuate the monkey-ness, but I don’t think I’ve called you that before.
For other readers, most people (including IT and ITC) are never taught gas compressibility. Linearity breaks pretty quickly after 180bar / 2640 psi or so, and it grows worse with higher concentrations of helium.
LP50 has 49.5cuft of ideal gas capacity at rated pressure of 2640psi.
3600psi (in the example Pete wishes not to answer) / 2640 rated * 2640 = 67.5. However, we do not live in an ideal world. To borrow DGX tables (as these are the easiest to reference and probably one of the better sources on the internet), at 3600psi and 15°C, the Z factor of 32% is 1.0491. Thus, we must discount the 67.5 by this compressibility and arrive at 64cf.
10/70? We must discount by 1.1529 to get to ~58.5.
Is concern with 3.5cf silly? Sure, why not. But so is assuming the average, overweight, mid forties or older cave diver can swim at 50’ per minute in a no flow cave at a 0.5 SAC rate after needing to bailout.
n.b on a pair of LP120s at 3600psi full of 10/70 goes from 3600/2640*120=163cf down to 142cf. I do care about 40cf of gas and do think most people using LP50s in a 4ATA cave are silly geese.